My classmates pass me notes.

I climbed a ladder made of iron and crawled through the window to which the ladder led. Inside, I settled in at my desk in the Catholic school's classroom. During class, somebody passed me a note. I opened it.

"Words I Think Are Funny," it said at the top of a list on the sheet of paper. The words beneath were as follows:

"Neverending."

"but I'm a doctor."

These aren't funny at all, I thought.

Then, I woke up.

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I originally documented this dream on April 9, 2008. I've never been a student at a Catholic school. And I've never crawled through a window.